Archive | March, 2010

things she says during road rage.

27 Mar

1. Seriously! What you have going on is THAT important? You’re driving a Geo. A GEO!

2. I don’t care if you have a “baby on board”! That in no way means you always have the right of way!

3. OH. MY. GOD. IS. THIS. LIGHT. STILL. REEEEEDDDD!

4. Aw… how sad. That car’s blinker isn’t working. Must lead a pretty tough life…

5. Cuss! If you don’t cussin’ move outta my cussin’ way, I swear I will cuss you up all the way back to that cuss hole you came from. Cussword. 😉

6. Just because there is a song called “Jesus Take The Wheel” doesn’t mean you have to “Let Go, and Let God.” That song was a figure of speech. You’re driving like you’re letting Jesus steer for you. Get it together!

7. What are you looking at? Yeah, I’m acting like a fool singing at the top of my lungs, flinging my hair around. But I’m not a freak show! Just a weirdo who loves to jam out. Deal with it!

8. Whatever you’re driving does NOT make up for the lack of what you got going on buddy. Just give up…

9. YES! I would loooove to know all your political, spiritual, and family beliefs within 2 seconds of driving by your car. No, ten bumper stickers isn’t too much…

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hopefuls to win the 2010 Oscars…

7 Mar

This list is based on the movies I’ve seen (definitely not all of them) and not based on what is LIKELY to win (cough, Avatar).

1. Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds” (Best Supporting Actor)

2. “Up in the Air” Jason Reitman (Best Director)

3. Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air” (Best Supporting Actress)

4. “Fantastic Mr. Fox” Wes Anderson (Best Animated Feature Film) (Even though Up was amazing!)

5. “The Hurt Locker” Barry Ackroyd (Best Cinematography)

6. “Up in the Air” Screenplay by Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner (Writing: Adapted Screenplay)

7. “Inglourious Basterds” Written by Quentin Tarantino (Writing: Orginial Screenplay)

8. George Clooney in “Up in the Air” (Best Actor)

9. “Up in the Air” Daniel Dubiecki, Ivan Reitman and Jason Reitman, Producers (Best Picture)

If you can’t tell, I’m a bit partial to “Up in the Air”. Maybe its because I’m unemployed. Maybe its because I’m obsessed with Jason Reitman. Maybe its because this is Clooney’s most endearing roll ever. Maybe it’s because I don’t want Avatar to sweep all the awards.

Less than half an hour til the awards ceremony starts. Watching the Red Carpet right now, and Kate Winslet is on. She is perfect, seriously.